Celebrity

I've had vh1's "Celebirty Eye Candy" playing on the TV in the background today while I've been painting, and it's made me think....how would I be perceived if I were a celebrity?

And here's the conclusion I came to: people would for sure think I'm nuts. I couldn't handle being photographed constantly 'cause I'm so unaware of what's going on around me and who's watching.

In high school, I used to get made fun of for picking my wedgies all the time (which I still do...it's a habit.) I'd pick them by putting my hand down my pants (yes, I realize how that sounds) and releasing the wedgy. Obviously that is not behavior you want photographed for all of America to see. I've also been caught pickin' my nose on multiple occassions, plus I'm generally spacy and tend to zone out...which makes for some awesome and extremely photogenic facial expressions.

And if all that wasn't enough, I have chronic crack syndrome....my butt crack is always hangin' out of my jeans.

Anyway, glad that I'm not a celeb for the moment. I'd have the worst paparrazzi pictures EVER.