Sarah, Sarah, Sarah

Oh man, I normally don't waste my time on stuff like this, but I found this on someone else's blog and thought it was pretty entertaining.

1. Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search:
"Sarah needs a cold shower..." hmmmm.....

2: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:
"Sarah looks like a horse." What's funny is that I have been told so many times that I have horse teeth. :(

3: Type in “[your name] does” in Google search:
"Sarah does Smile." ??

4: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search:
"Sarah hates your movie." Probably true.

5: Type in “[your name] goes to” in Google search:
"Sarah goes to Deutschland."

6: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search:
"Sarah loves dad Infant Bodysuit." Wha????

7: Type in “[your name] eats” in Google search:
"Sarah eats the cake." No...I hate cake.

8: Type in “[your name] has” in Google search:
"Sarah has a mommy and a daddy." awwww.....

9: Type in “[your name] will” in Google search:
"Sarah will call you fat to your face." Not true, not true.